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Bored? Grab a phone.

My latest form of non-aggressive, impersonal voicemail vandalism came to life just a few minutes ago. Give Arby's customer service a call at 1-800-487-2729. If you were wondering about nutritional value of fried cheesecake squares, this number will be helpful. But for my purposes, and for those like me, follow these steps in deliberate order:

1. Dial 1-800-487-2729
2. When you hear the computer-controlled prompt, press the pound (#) key
3. In your best 12 Days of Christmas voice, sing, "Five roast beef sandwiches!"
4. Hang up, applaud yourself.

Also, if any of you are into blackjack, and more specifically, blackjack with Sean Connery as the dealer, call 1-800-555-TELL and say "Blackjack" to begin. Phone phun, fone fun?